“ A 'farm' today means 100,000 chickens in a space the size of a Motel 6 shower stall. P. J. O'Rourke
“ The killjoys initiated automobile crash standards so rigorous that we can't buy a car that hasn't been dropped from the top of a phone pole with our whole family strapped inside. P. J. O'Rourke
“ I blame feminism and Facebook for the death of the American automobile. I'm a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism - or commies. P. J. O'Rourke
“ It could be that all awful dictators are frustrated artists - Mao with his poetry and Mussolini with his monuments. Stalin was once a journalistic hack, and I can personally testify to how frustrated… P. J. O'Rourke
“ Tel Aviv is new, built on the sand dunes north of Jaffa in the 1890s, about the same time Miami was founded. The cities bear a resemblance in size, site, climate, and architecture, which ranges from t… P. J. O'Rourke
“ The best and brightest don't go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs. P. J. O'Rourke
“ When you pay a hospital bill, you're really paying two hospital bills - one bill for you because you have a job and/or insurance and can pay the hospital. and another bill, which is tacked onto your b… P. J. O'Rourke
“ In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assa… P. J. O'Rourke
“ Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. P. J. O'Rourke
“ We loved cars until the '70s or so. Then they became appliances. They turned into motorized cup holders. Most of it has to do with urban sprawl. What began as pleasure ends up in necessity, as so many… P. J. O'Rourke
