“ Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news. George Saunders
“ I hardly have a typo when I am drunk and texting! But, I will have enough typos when I am emotionally charged with love, lust, poetry and hope, and texting! Lukhman Pambra
“ If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol. Friedrich Nietzsche
“ What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours. Ana Claudia Antunes
“ Wisdom of the Ages: "National Symbol" With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn't our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vul… Matthew Heines
“ Take off your shirt.Jace raised his eyebrows. I'm not going to attack you, she said impatiently. I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning.Are you sure? he asked, obediently sliding th… Cassandra Clare
“ They thought more before nine a.m. than most people thought all month. I remember once declining cherry pie at dinner, and Rand cocked his head and said, 'Ahh! Iconoclast. Disdains the easy, symbolic… Gillian Flynn
“ Ma'am,' Augustus said, nodding toward her, 'your daughter's car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.' After wa… John Green
“ Ahhh, you two are special friends. NickHow do you mean? KyrianHe thinks we're a couple AshNo No No Definitely not. Not that Acheron is not an attractive man, not that I've ever really noticed whether… Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty. Carl Hiaasen
“ Try not to trip, she added. We don't have time for a concussion today.I groaned. That would be just like me - ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness. Stephenie Meyer
“ Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I sa… Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
“ Care to explain? Ari asked.Didn’t you see my signals?Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into one and it’s an intrusion.It’s an illusion! Five of them are an illusion.That’s not the signal for illu… Maria V. Snyder
“ Charlie?''Uh-huh?''Do you like me?''Uh-huh.''You know what I mean?''Uh-huh.''Are you nervous?''Uh-huh.' Stephen Chbosky
