“ I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his… Natalya Vorobyova
“ Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous. Natalya Vorobyova
“ For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood. Natalya Vorobyova
“ Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed! Natalya Vorobyova
“ For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force. Natalya Vorobyova
“ Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed. Natalya Vorobyova
“ An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice. Natalya Vorobyova
“ Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet. Natalya Vorobyova
“ I suggest he starts introducing himself as "Lessman"; he is classless, tactless, and mannerless. Natalya Vorobyova
“ That stranger handed me a letter written in my beloved's tears. I opened it, and the letters faded away just like his love for me. Natalya Vorobyova
“ He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together. Natalya Vorobyova
