Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.
I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.
I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.
So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.
Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.
Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men.
If I were married, I would be unmarried.
Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.
I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone
Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.
Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.
Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!
Care to explain? Ari asked.Didn’t you see my signals?Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into one and it’s an intrusion.It’s an illusion! Five of them are an illusion.That’s not the signal for illu...
Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
I'm good at blowjob.
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