Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.
Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good.
Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.
My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?
I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.
Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.
I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.
Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.
I love you as I do all - not at all.
Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men.
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.
Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.
Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs.
Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.
Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.
After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.
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