All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.
Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good.
Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.
I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.
I love you as I do all - not at all.
I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.
Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.
Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.
I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men.
Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.
Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.
Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs.
Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
I love you all - if you are not people!
Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.