“ 99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol. Quentin R. Bufogle
“ Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection. Matthew Heines
“ Wisdom of the Ages "US News Media" If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their bitchy stepmother? Matthew Heines
“ Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead. Matthew Heines
“ A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ Wisdom of the Ages: "Skull and Bones" A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible. Matthew Heines
“ Wisdom of the Ages: "National Symbol" With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn't our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vul… Matthew Heines
“ Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute. Stewart Lee Beck
“ If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for. Matshona Dhliwayo
