Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.
Get high on love, not drugs.
Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.
Wisdom of the Ages "US News Media" If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?
Wisdom of the Ages: "National Symbol" With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn't our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vul...
Wisdom of the Ages: "Skull and Bones" A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible.
99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks.
Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?
Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men.
I love you as I do all - not at all.
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
So that's the telephone? They ring, and you run.
You never know what you will find in your pants!
I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of...here.
I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.
The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.
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