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Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...

Tim Key

Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...

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About Tim Key

Tim Key (born 2 September 1976) is an English poet, comedian, actor and screenwriter. He has performed at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, both as a solo act and as part of the comedy group Cowards, and plays Alan Partridge's sidekick Simon in film and television. In 2009, he won the Edinburgh Comedy Award and was nominated for the Malcolm Hardee Award for Comic Originality.