“ People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett. Al Franken
“ I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital. Demetri Martin
“ 98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of how pathetic I was when I was twenty-one. (That's a lie, but I might as well tell you something r… George Burns
“ No small part of the club's audience consisted of would-be comics, as well as the leading comics of the day. In fact, there were so many gagsters around that it was difficult to know who was part of t… Kliph Nesteroff
“ This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical Dave Barry
“ Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor, although the phrase gallows humor has never seemed so logical and appropriate. The external circums… Rudolph Herzog
“ Finally, my watchers had to fess up. In embarrassed and genuinely polite tones, they said they had no other choice but to arrest me. Then they accompanied me to the prison across the way. As I entered… Rudolph Herzog
“ I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh. Craig Ferguson
