Top Funny As Hell Quotes

Dearly weird and motley beings, we're gathered here today for . . . yada, yada, yada. Seth say something profound and sweet to Lydia. SavitarMy Lydia is like a star rising to guide me through the dark...

It all jibed, and the books would close on Jasper as death by misadventure. Unofficially, Eve labeled it death by stupidity, but there wasn't a place on the sheet for that particular observation. - Lt...

What do you have to say for yourself, boy? CgeriseSorry, Ma, I'm a sexy demon magnet? NickCherise! BubbaDon't you even take that tone with me, Mr. Triple-Threat-I-don't-have-to-listen-to-anyone-becaus...

Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that w...

Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.

I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to 'Damn it' or 'Asshole'" Styxx

We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home