“ It all jibed, and the books would close on Jasper as death by misadventure. Unofficially, Eve labeled it death by stupidity, but there wasn't a place on the sheet for that particular observation. - Lt… J.D. Robb
“ Dearly weird and motley beings, we're gathered here today for . . . yada, yada, yada. Seth say something profound and sweet to Lydia. SavitarMy Lydia is like a star rising to guide me through the dark… Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ What do you have to say for yourself, boy? CgeriseSorry, Ma, I'm a sexy demon magnet? NickCherise! BubbaDon't you even take that tone with me, Mr. Triple-Threat-I-don't-have-to-listen-to-anyone-becaus… Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that w… Lili St. Crow
“ I'm sorry. I can't serve him that item," the waitress said, only somewhat surprising her since she had a pretty good idea why."Why not?" she found herself asking anyway out of curiosity to see if she… R.L. Mathewson
“ This was one of those non-glamorous parts about college that people never tell you about - worrying that the dilapidated apartment hosting a party would fall apart with you in it. Alyssa Rose Ivy
“ She stared into his eyes and announced, “A good-bye kiss.”It was at that Raid stopped dead. “What?”“Raiden, the gig is up,” she declared, and Raid closed his eyes.Jesus, how could the woman be so infu… Kristen Ashley
“ The problem is, these days you have to listen to too many parts of your body. Sometimes I go with my gut feeling, some say go with what your heart says - it's only a matter of time before my appendix… Karl Pilkington
“ I think we're avoiding the most important question here. What matters most. What means the most to men like us." Conall growled at Billy Dunwich's sincere face. "I am not telling you if she swallows."… Shelly Laurenston
“ Look at the huge success of Fifty Shades of Grey. The girl in the book lets a rich guy beat her and ritually rape her, and she likes it! She finds it erotic! But imagine if Christian Grey wasn't a bil… Oliver Markus
“ Are you wearing space pants?" Miranda asked him."What?"How did it end? oh, right. "Because your butt is fine."He gazed at her in that way he had like he was measuring her for straitjacket. "I think-"… Michele Jaffe
“ She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. Margaret Watson
“ He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself,” Bones added. “Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of ‘how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck’ to make me want to stake… Jeaniene Frost
“ Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly. Carroll Bryant
