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Nobody touches my ding dongs!

Ray S. Jones

Nobody touches my ding dongs!

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About Ray S. Jones

Ray S. Jones II (born October 6, 1969) an American attorney and politician serving as the judge–executive of Pike County, Kentucky. He was previously a Democratic member of the Kentucky Senate, representing the 31st District from 2001 to 2019.