“ If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science Michelle M. Pillow
“ I love my career. It is a career. A difficult one that takes many hours and total dedication to my craft. It is also what I was born to do--tell stories and entertain. Michelle M. Pillow
“ Does talking to yourself in the voice of your fictional character count as being social? Michelle M. Pillow
“ People who make snide comments to authors like "anyone can write a book" or "well, you did it, so obviously I can/it can't be that hard" or poke at a book because it's "romance" or "genre fiction" and… Michelle M. Pillow
“ The Baby Name book can be a very dangerous tool in the hands of a prolific author. Michelle M. Pillow
“ When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie". Michelle M. Pillow
“ As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again. Michelle M. Pillow
“ I find it funny when people try to brag about being younger than me...like having lived less is an accomplishment. Makes me want to pat them on the head, lol. I'm comfortable with who I am. Michelle M. Pillow
“ Out of all the things I do, I think being a mom is the most important and satisfying. Michelle M. Pillow
“ The web is a dangerous place for a mind begging to slack off and be distracted by nonsense. Michelle M. Pillow
“ People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with character descriptions. Michelle M. Pillow
“ I would make a HORRIBLE outlaw. I can plan the crime perfectly, but I'd also need to plan the outcomes to make it work. Michelle M. Pillow
“ For some reason, when people meet me and find out I'm a writer they always ask if I write children's books. Um... please don't let your kids read my books. Well, unless your kids are in their 30s or s… Michelle M. Pillow
“ Advice from a Romance Writer: Guys, make your woman feel pretty even on an 'off' day. Trust me, good things will come of it. Michelle M. Pillow
“ If I want to dress up like Princess Leia and lightsaber fight the clone army in my living room, well the Han Solo in my life is just going to have to accept it. Michelle M. Pillow
“ My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego. Michelle M. Pillow
