Brian Regan Quote
Is there any I could get a glass of water?"[waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night trying to think up some way some how I could get glasses of water to costomers but I keep coming up empty..... Legend has it there was a waiter here many years ago... who had figured out a way to do just that but he is long gone and with him the secret. It had something to do with a glass rack and a faucet but no one has been able to put the pieces together so I must say no there is no way. HOW I WISH THERE WAS A WAY!!!
Brian Regan
is there any I could get a glass of water?"[waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night trying to think up some way some how I could get glasses of water to costomers but I keep coming up empty..... Legend has it there was a waiter here many years ago... who had figured out a way to do just that but he is long gone and with him the secret. It had something to do with a glass rack and a faucet but no one has been able to put the pieces together so I must say no there is no way. HOW I WISH THERE WAS A WAY!!!
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About Brian Regan
Brian Regan may refer to:
Brian Regan (comedian) (born 1958), American stand-up comedian
Brian Regan (actor) (born 1957), British actor
Brian Patrick Regan (born 1962), American intelligence officer
Brian Regan (writer), American screenwriter
Brian Regan (comedian) (born 1958), American stand-up comedian
Brian Regan (actor) (born 1957), British actor
Brian Patrick Regan (born 1962), American intelligence officer
Brian Regan (writer), American screenwriter