It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!
Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.
Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program.
Puns are a form of humor with words.
Yeah 'ear 'ear, said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
One of Lucy's admirers took to her, apparently.Took to her? echoes William, his own feelings for Sugar causing him to construe the phrase benignly.Yes, said Bodley With her own riding crop.Beat her ve...
Puns are the highest form of literature.
Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...
Xingu! she scoffed. Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did—unprepared though we were—that made Osric Dane so furious. I should have thought that was plain enough to eve...
Would I laugh?Matter of fact, you would, says Zeb. Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.
Why would you want to go up there, when people are dying to get down here?
Well, land sakes! Hiro says. Lookee here! He whips his blade sideways, cutting off both of the businessman's forearms, causing the sword to clatter onto the floor.Better fire up the ol' barbeque, Jemi...
This did not seem to reassure Nico.I don’t like being in the dark, he muttered.An odd complaint for a child of Hades, but I understood what he meant.
Sinister is Latin for 'left', making it the sort of enjoyable schoolboy pun that is such an advert for mixed-gender education.
Also not the kind of place to hide a server.""Is that another pun?" She asked."No! I swear! I didn't mean that one."~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5
Jake Wexler,
It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water.
If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening.
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