It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!
Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.
Xingu! she scoffed. Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did—unprepared though we were—that made Osric Dane so furious. I should have thought that was plain enough to eve...
Puns are a form of humor with words.
Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program.
Jake Wexler,
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Yeah 'ear 'ear, said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.
Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...
Would I laugh?Matter of fact, you would, says Zeb. Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.
I believe in reincarnation, [Bjorn] said.I KNOW.I tried to live a good life. Does that help?THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN...
If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening.
Sinister is Latin for 'left', making it the sort of enjoyable schoolboy pun that is such an advert for mixed-gender education.
Also not the kind of place to hide a server.""Is that another pun?" She asked."No! I swear! I didn't mean that one."~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5
If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.
It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water.
One of Lucy's admirers took to her, apparently.Took to her? echoes William, his own feelings for Sugar causing him to construe the phrase benignly.Yes, said Bodley With her own riding crop.Beat her ve...
Well, land sakes! Hiro says. Lookee here! He whips his blade sideways, cutting off both of the businessman's forearms, causing the sword to clatter onto the floor.Better fire up the ol' barbeque, Jemi...
I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.
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