It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!
Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.
Xingu! she scoffed. Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did—unprepared though we were—that made Osric Dane so furious. I should have thought that was plain enough to eve...
Would I laugh?Matter of fact, you would, says Zeb. Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.
Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program.
Puns are a form of humor with words.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...
Yeah 'ear 'ear, said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.
Jake Wexler,
And he won her freedom by playing beautiful music,' Roland added. 'I think he played a lute. Or maybe it was a lyre.''Ach, weel, that'll suit us fine,' said Daft Wullie. 'We're experts at lootin' an'...
Sinister is Latin for 'left', making it the sort of enjoyable schoolboy pun that is such an advert for mixed-gender education.
I believe in reincarnation, [Bjorn] said.I KNOW.I tried to live a good life. Does that help?THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN...
I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.
Also not the kind of place to hide a server.""Is that another pun?" She asked."No! I swear! I didn't mean that one."~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5
Puns are the highest form of literature.
It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water.
If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening.
If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.