“ Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation! Karl Kesel
“ Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor. Terry Pratchett
“ Xingu! she scoffed. Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did—unprepared though we were—that made Osric Dane so furious. I should have thought that was plain enough to eve… Edith Wharton
“ Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program. Adam Gopnik
“ Would I laugh?Matter of fact, you would, says Zeb. Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. Margaret Atwood
“ Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway... Michael A. Arnzen
“ Yeah 'ear 'ear, said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched. J.K. Rowling
“ Sinister is Latin for 'left', making it the sort of enjoyable schoolboy pun that is such an advert for mixed-gender education. Ben Aaronovitch
“ And he won her freedom by playing beautiful music,' Roland added. 'I think he played a lute. Or maybe it was a lyre.''Ach, weel, that'll suit us fine,' said Daft Wullie. 'We're experts at lootin' an'… Terry Pratchett
“ I believe in reincarnation, [Bjorn] said.I KNOW.I tried to live a good life. Does that help?THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN… Terry Pratchett
“ Also not the kind of place to hide a server.""Is that another pun?" She asked."No! I swear! I didn't mean that one."~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5 Ridley Pearson
“ If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening. Terry Pratchett
“ It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water. Douglas Adams
“ Well, land sakes! Hiro says. Lookee here! He whips his blade sideways, cutting off both of the businessman's forearms, causing the sword to clatter onto the floor.Better fire up the ol' barbeque, Jemi… Neal Stephenson
