“ And he won her freedom by playing beautiful music,' Roland added. 'I think he played a lute. Or maybe it was a lyre.''Ach, weel, that'll suit us fine,' said Daft Wullie. 'We're experts at lootin' an' then lyin' aboot it. Terry Pratchett
“ Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation! Karl Kesel
“ Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor. Terry Pratchett
“ Xingu! she scoffed. Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did—unprepared though we were—that made Osric Dane so furious. I should have thought that was plain enough to eve… Edith Wharton
“ Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program. Adam Gopnik
“ Would I laugh?Matter of fact, you would, says Zeb. Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. Margaret Atwood
“ Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway... Michael A. Arnzen
