J.K. Rowling Quote

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!

Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.

Xingu! she scoffed. Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did—unprepared though we were—that made Osric Dane so furious. I should have thought that was plain enough to eve...

Would I laugh?Matter of fact, you would, says Zeb. Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.

Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program.

Puns are a form of humor with words.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...

Jake Wexler,