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Why would you want to go up there, when people are dying to get down here?

This did not seem to reassure Nico.I don’t like being in the dark, he muttered.An odd complaint for a child of Hades, but I understood what he meant.

I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.

But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He ha...

And he won her freedom by playing beautiful music,' Roland added. 'I think he played a lute. Or maybe it was a lyre.''Ach, weel, that'll suit us fine,' said Daft Wullie. 'We're experts at lootin' an'...