She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age.
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
Four be the things I am wiser to know:Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.Four be the things I'd been better without:Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.Three be the things I shall never attain:Env...
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.
I'm never going to accomplish anything; that's perfectly clear to me. I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do anything. Not one...
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word.
If, with the literate, I amImpelled to try an epigram,I never seek to take the credit;We all assume that Oscar said it.
I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.
In youth, it was a way I had,To do my best to please.And change, with every passing ladTo suit his theories.But now I know the things I knowAnd do the things I do,And if you do not like me so,To hell,...
Where's the man could ease the heart Like a satin gown?