Let us find the dam snack bar, Zoe said. We should eat while we can.Grover cracked a smile. The dam snack bar?Zoe blinked. Yes. What is funny?Nothing, Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. I co...
Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.
An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.
Then she laughed for real, and put her hands around my neck. 'I am never, ever going to make things easy for you Seaweed Brain. Get used to it.' When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melt...
No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands... that can do your brain.
Most adults are knowledgeable to a child, but ignorant for their age.
When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed...
Ever since, in the U.K. they banned smoking in public places, I've never enjoyed a drinks party ever again. And the reason, I only worked out just the other day, is when you go to a drinks party and y...
It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.
Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.
THAT'S IT! Terminus cried. That's AGAINST THE RULES!Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. What are you? he growled. Shut up!He pushed the statue over and turned...
It's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!
Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.
You're bloody insane, Karede," Mat said. "Unfortunately, so am I.
The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.
The emperor is naked!"The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted:"No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional li...
I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.
Don't fuckin' sleep on yourself
Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.
If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.