The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.
Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.
If therefore that which is sown be not turned upside down, and if the place where the evil is sown passes not away, then cannot it come that is sown with good?
You do not know the madness of scholarly curiosity, Mr Webster. To be interested, and at the same time disinterested…
Mr Wisdom,' said the girl who had led him into the presence.'Ah,' said Howard Saxby, and there was a pause of perhaps three minutes, during which his needles clicked busily. 'Wisdom, did she say?''Yes...
To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.
All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.
Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish!
Again he shook his head. The world's gone mad, he thought. The dead walk about and I think nothing of it. The return of corpses has become trivial in import. How quickly one accepts the incredible if...
Though people sort of need your permission to talk to you, they do not really need one to talk about you.
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.
Never follow the crowd....Until and unless you're crossing the road...
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
If an Artist falls in love with you, you will live forever.
The prerequisite for a banker is Strait As and no talent.
Maxim 6: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.