You do not know the madness of scholarly curiosity, Mr Webster. To be interested, and at the same time disinterested…
Mr Wisdom,' said the girl who had led him into the presence.'Ah,' said Howard Saxby, and there was a pause of perhaps three minutes, during which his needles clicked busily. 'Wisdom, did she say?''Yes...
Again he shook his head. The world's gone mad, he thought. The dead walk about and I think nothing of it. The return of corpses has become trivial in import. How quickly one accepts the incredible if...
All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.
To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.
If therefore that which is sown be not turned upside down, and if the place where the evil is sown passes not away, then cannot it come that is sown with good?
Though people sort of need your permission to talk to you, they do not really need one to talk about you.
One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.
Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish!
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
There is much to discover that's not on the back cover!
Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Maxim 6: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.
I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
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