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Let us find the dam snack bar, Zoe said. We should eat while we can.Grover cracked a smile. The dam snack bar?Zoe blinked. Yes. What is funny?Nothing, Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. I could use some dam frenchfries.Even Thalia smiled at that. And I need to use the dam restroom.Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I startedcracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. I do notunderstand.I want to use the dam water fountain, Grover said.And… Thalia tried to catch her breath. I want to buy a dam T-shirt.I busted up, and I probably would've kept laughing all day, but then I heard a noise:Moooo.The smile melted off my face. I wondered if the noise was just in my head, but Groverhad stopped laughing too. He was looking around, confused. Did I just hear a cow?A dam cow? Thalia laughed.

Rick Riordan

Let us find the dam snack bar, Zoe said. We should eat while we can.Grover cracked a smile. The dam snack bar?Zoe blinked. Yes. What is funny?Nothing, Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. I could use some dam frenchfries.Even Thalia smiled at that. And I need to use the dam restroom.Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I startedcracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. I do notunderstand.I want to use the dam water fountain, Grover said.And… Thalia tried to catch her breath. I want to buy a dam T-shirt.I busted up, and I probably would've kept laughing all day, but then I heard a noise:Moooo.The smile melted off my face. I wondered if the noise was just in my head, but Groverhad stopped laughing too. He was looking around, confused. Did I just hear a cow?A dam cow? Thalia laughed.

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