All that I ask out of life is that it be constant and unending euphoria.
And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to them.Me, too. When you decide to bake me some, let me know.
Did I ever tell you that Alex loves you so much he got your name tattooed all over his body? Hell, he even got your name branded into the back of his neck.They say 'LB,' Carlos. The initials for Latin...
La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!
He laughs. Put some clothes on so you don't scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on.I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I've got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit. I reach out for t...
Look at me, chica. When she does, I repeat, Eres hermosa.What does it mean?You're beautiful.
Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.
Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.
when you obey the rules, the rules obey you
And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.
You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up.That last one isn't a skill.Honey, trust me. It's a skill.
Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?
Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).
I want to talk to you. I want to listen to you. I want to walk with you and, yes, I want you in my bed. That's what I want today. That's what I'll want in a hundred years. If you promise to be my wife...
Normal? I'm not normal enough for you? Carlos says. You want this guy instead? Did you notice his hair doesn't move? That's not normal. You want to date him again, go ahead. Hell, if you want to marry...