Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
But I, when I undress meEach night, upon my kneesWill ask the Lord to bless meWith apple-pie and cheese.
Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.
This is 1987. A girl can be whatever she wants to be." "I know," said Ray. "My mums a plumber.
Assad: 'I have written it just down here.'He Pointed to a number of Arabic symbols that could just as well have meant it was going to snow in the Lofoten Islands in the morning.
You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.
Hey, the ubiquitous Leak-Cam is to 2010 as the bottom-of-the-screen news ticker was to late 2001: What you're seeing beneath the news anchor or talking head may not actually include any new informatio...
The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.'There was a moment of stunned silence. Then my mother spoke slowly, with an edge to her voice. 'I think you mean "wil...
A firm's income statement may be, likened to a bikini-what it reveals is interesting but what it conceals is vital.
Laughing in the cultural industry is mockery of happiness.
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.
The lot of the brideto be wed before beddesired until rotten.The lot of the authorto be read before bedadmired then forgotten.
We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.
Hello? This is Clary Fairchild.Clary? It’s me, Emma.Oh, Emma, hi! I haven’t heard from you in ages. My mom says thanks for the wedding flowers, by the way. She wanted to send a note but Luke whisked h...
Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.
Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay.
You seem to know a lot about it, she said. And you do subtleties.Yeah. Like I've always wanted to destroy the Nine Worlds while committing suicide.Well, there's no need to be rude, protested Sif.
Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both time and space a good deal. At least being lost in space kept you busy.
A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine line, I actually think there's a yawning gulf. You see some poor bugger scuffling up the road with bal...