Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true.
More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.
The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.
According to Festus, our flying table, Buford, made it back safely while we were in Charleston, so those eagles didn't get him. Unfortunately, he lost the laundry bag with your pants.""Dang it!" Frank...
If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse.
Immediately after a divorce or a breakup, your mind whispers that there are plenty more fish in the sea, while your heart shouts that there is only one whoever-you-just-divorced-or-broke-up-with.
You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.
Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles...
I'd rather teach you how to make BREAD than give you a SLICE from my BREAD.
I have notes in my bathroom, yellow notes, and I stick 'em on the mirror, things that happened that were uplifting boosters for me. Notes that say, "Today is special, make today count." And then I hav...
I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.
Frightfully pale and perpetually odd
I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.
Frank couldn't breathe underwater.But where was he?Percy turned in a full circle. Nothing. Then he glanced up. Hovering above him was a giant goldfish. Frank had turned -clothes, backpack, and all- in...
Youir're doing this wrong.
Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
But I, when I undress meEach night, upon my kneesWill ask the Lord to bless meWith apple-pie and cheese.
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