The mind defines, decides, doubts and divides - only the heart truly binds.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Wit is educated insolence.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.
Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.
An infinite question is often destroyed by finite answers. To define everything is to annihilate much that gives us laughter and joy.
Tears are words the heart can't express
Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms.
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
Definitions are the foundation of reason. You can’t reason without them.
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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