“ Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living. George Bernard Shaw
“ An infinite question is often destroyed by finite answers. To define everything is to annihilate much that gives us laughter and joy. Madeleine L'Engle
“ Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. Abraham Lincoln
“ Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his. Ronald Reagan
“ Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. Ambrose Bierce
“ .I felt silly for even mentioning it, but once I did, I knew I had to explain. When I was a kid, I had this puzzle with all fifty states on it--you know, the kind where you have to fit them all togeth… David Levithan
“ In the absence of a formally agreed, worldwide dictionary definition of 'Quotography' (in 2016), here are my two cents worth: 'Quotography is the art of pairing unique quotations with complementary im… Alex Morritt
“ Mizuko loved reading the dictionary. She liked it when there were multiple meanings for words and when opposite meanings could be contained. Olivia Sudjic
“ We do not believe in murder! We believe in convenience in our careers, in our cuisine, in our kills, and in our definitions. Danielle Valenilla
“ It's possible to find order in chaos, and it's equally possible to find chaos underlying apparent order. Order and chaos are slippery concepts. They're like a set of twins who like to swap clothing fr… Gavin Extence
