Wit is educated insolence.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
The mind defines, decides, doubts and divides - only the heart truly binds.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.
The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms.
Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
Tears are words the heart can't express
Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
An infinite question is often destroyed by finite answers. To define everything is to annihilate much that gives us laughter and joy.
Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Definitions are the foundation of reason. You can’t reason without them.