Top Gag Quotes

Don't look shy if you wear rag and people gag, many are in the grave wearing skeleton, and you should even be happier for wearing a skin without clothes.

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.

Gag Definition

(v. t.) To stop the mouth of, by thrusting sometimes in, so as to hinder speaking; hence, to silence by authority or by violence; not to allow freedom of speech to.

(v. t.) To pry or hold open by means of a gag.

(v. t.) To cause to heave with nausea.

(v. i.) To heave with nausea; to retch.

(v. i.) To introduce gags or interpolations. See Gag, n., 3.

(n.) Something thrust into the mouth or throat to hinder speaking.

(n.) A mouthful that makes one retch; a choking bit; as, a gag of mutton fat.

(n.) A speech or phrase interpolated offhand by an actor on the stage in his part as written, usually consisting of some seasonable or local allusion.

As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread.

I'm very depressed how in this country you can be told "That's offensive" as though those two words constitute an argument.