“ I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketc… Todd Barry
“ Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and mak… Ellen DeGeneres
“ But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. Charlie Sheen
“ Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. Josh Billings
“ I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White
“ Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. Alice Walker
“ I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David
“ Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered. Molly Harper
“ I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what's so funny? I have days when I'm absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don't understand it. Lil' Kim
“ So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist. Jennifer Bosworth
