“ Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment. Robert Benchley
“ A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. Robert Benchley
“ I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Robert Benchley
“ Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Robert Benchley
“ It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. Robert Benchley
“ A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley
“ Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got. Robert Benchley
“ It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. Robert Benchley
“ New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress any better than we do. Robert Benchley
“ There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. Robert Benchley
