“ I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away… Dane Cook
“ I'm completely ecstatic when a woman has own back story and brings something to the table and has a real strong kind of independence. Dane Cook
“ My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He'… Dane Cook
“ Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. Dane Cook
“ I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. Dane Cook
“ I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if… Dane Cook
“ I believe in people getting what's coming to them but don't hold grudges either. We all hurt people, fail & hopefully grow from adversity. Basically, eat shit & thrive Dane Cook
