My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'
Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away...
My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
I'm completely ecstatic when a woman has own back story and brings something to the table and has a real strong kind of independence.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He'...
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if...
I believe in people getting what's coming to them but don't hold grudges either. We all hurt people, fail & hopefully grow from adversity. Basically, eat shit & thrive