“ You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David
“ I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserv… Larry David
“ Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. Larry David
“ I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David
“ A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone. Larry David
“ Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. Larry David
“ I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. Larry David
“ The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. Larry David
“ The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch. Larry David
“ Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what h… Larry David
