Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as ha...
If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and mak...
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever, George said. No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry.How do you make girls cry, exactly?George turned to...
Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. Nothing's impossible!
Well, bloody noses. I hug his coat tighter. Those are definitely hot.
As it 'appens, I am Arthur's right-hand man, said Suzy. Or left-hand girl, I can't remember where I stood last time. Anyhow, me and Arthur is like two fingers of a gauntlet. Or at least the thumb and...
Are you scared of going in to see the raghnaid [the council]? asked a gray female pup. Are you cag mag [crazy]? If a bear was his Milk Giver, you think he’s scared of the raghnaid?
I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what's so funny? I have days when I'm absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don't understand it.
Ritesh Deshmukh is rock star. He has a lovely family. He works so hard, and he's a great actor. He's funny, friendly, doesn't have an ego, and is so nice to everyone. He's a fine professional, a good...
My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.
Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!
Anyway, Arianna and I left the castle very late one evening. I knew the knight on guard at the drawbridge so I hit hit him over the head because I didn't want to hurt him.Garion blinked."I knew he'd b...