Forgive my brother, Camira apologized. We don't normally let him out of his cage when guests are present.
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I can't stress to you enough how much I can relate to teens being cyberbullied. Something that helps me is looking at old videos of me and my friends from middle school, or videos of my family. I love...
I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.
Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.
Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.
Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.
Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected.
That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.
Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...
Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams" This guy gets around more than Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys, but this time, I think he's gone too far. Unfortunately, I can't put a cover of my book My Year in...
Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers.
I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth.
Don't you ever think that maybe the reason behind why heroes are so dedicated to saving people is because they want to finish them off in the end? I mean, in that case, the villains should be the hero...
don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male
So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap.
If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's...
The greatest futility! says the congregator, "The greatest futility! Everything is futile!" What does a person gain from all his hard work- At which he toils under the sun? A generation goes and anoth...