“ If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's… James Patterson
“ For like as the ground is given unto the wood, and the sea to his floods: even so they that dwell upon the earth may understand nothing but that which is upon the earth: and he that dwell above the he… Compton Gage
“ There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as ha… Todd Phillips
“ It's funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didn't plan out any huge career for… Benicio Del Toro
“ If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. Mary Douglas
“ I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture. Sloane Crosley
“ I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. The… Audrey Hepburn
“ I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. Fred Allen
“ My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? Margaret Smith
