“ Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. W. C. Fields
“ Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields
“ I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast. W. C. Fields
“ I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy. W. C. Fields
“ Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields
