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The only ironic thing about that song is that it's called 'Ironic' and it is written by a woman who doesn't know what irony is. That's quite ironic when you think about it. (on Alanis Morissette's 'Ironic')

Ed Byrne

The only ironic thing about that song is that it's called 'Ironic' and it is written by a woman who doesn't know what irony is. That's quite ironic when you think about it. (on Alanis Morissette's 'Ironic')

Tags: comedy, humor, irony, observational

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About Ed Byrne

Edward, Ed, Ned, or Eddie Byrne may refer to:

Edward Byrne (police officer) (1966–1988), murdered US police officer
Edward Abraham Byrne (1864–1938), Irish-American civil engineer
Edward 'Doc' Byrne, journalist and newspaper editor
Edward Gerald Byrne (1912–2003), New Brunswick politician
Edward Joseph Byrne (1872–1940), Irish prelate of the Roman Catholic Church
Ed Byrne (comedian) (born 1972), Irish comedian
Ed Byrne (musician), American trombonist, composer and bandleader
Edward Byrne (neuroscientist) (born 1952), neuroscientist and Principal of King's College London
Edward Byrne (politician) (born 1963), Canadian politician
Ed Byrne (rugby union) (born 1993), Irish rugby union player
Eddie Byrne (1911–1981), Irish actor
Edward Byrne (footballer) (born 1951), Irish footballer
Eddie Byrne (hurler) (1905–1944), Irish hurler
Ned Byrne (born 1948), Irish hurler and rugby player