Top Jokes Quotes

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.

Now you are laughing aren't you?? You just came from holiday (AS for me I don't really give a shit from holiday, from walk with friends or whatever..)You are thinking about the one fat guy and you thi...

There is funny ha-ha, and there is funny peculiar, and beneath a trapdoor in Kevin's mind is a place where the two blur together, the place of jokes, churning so furiously frequently, when it kicks up...

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences.

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny

I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes.

Is my coitus whimsically inventive?

Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told you, I'm a vampire.

A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.

New Rule: Getting up close and personal with sharks doesn't make you a wildlife enthusiast--it makes you dinner. An Austrian tourist wanted to get face-to-face with sharks, so he went diving in waters...

I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!