Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to...
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
Now you are laughing aren't you?? You just came from holiday (AS for me I don't really give a shit from holiday, from walk with friends or whatever..)You are thinking about the one fat guy and you thi...
I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!
There is funny ha-ha, and there is funny peculiar, and beneath a trapdoor in Kevin's mind is a place where the two blur together, the place of jokes, churning so furiously frequently, when it kicks up...
Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes.
Is my coitus whimsically inventive?
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..
Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told you, I'm a vampire.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.
I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is.