“ Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun. Groucho Marx
“ I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true. Groucho Marx
“ Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
“ One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. Groucho Marx
“ I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. Groucho Marx
