Top Jokes Quotes

An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.

Nicolas Cage is the best for taking the role of character Joker. He is pretty damn good at jokes!

John Gielgud told us this story about Mae West. She was asked, ‘Do you ever smoke after you’ve had sex?’ She answered, ‘I never looked.

I deem myself as intellectual and analytical as much as I can but still never miss the chance to goof around and joke about anything but I never laugh at nobody. Good humor is about laughing with not...

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.

Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.

I have been so very, very fortunate in my life. I've met or been in contact with several of my childhood heroes. I've interacted with people all over this planet, and even though I couldn't possibly h...

To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.

Now that I had assigned myself an act without jokes, I gave myself a rule. Never let them know I was bombing

You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.

Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man.

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.

Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.