“ What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance? Chuck Lorre
“ For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing. Chuck Lorre
“ I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder. Chuck Lorre
“ I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis. Chuck Lorre
“ According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learni… Chuck Lorre
