Top Humorist Quotes

Juvenalius, 15 and gay, has been raised in a difficult family and has been held in his aunt's Diana suffocating iron grip for all of his life. He has been made to feel worthless and ashamed; with no f...

We Boys and Men need to know how to Love. Though It may sometimes hurt, we need to persevere and party it out.

Humorist Definition

(n.) One who attributes diseases of the state of the humors.

(n.) One who has some peculiarity or eccentricity of character, which he indulges in odd or whimsical ways.

(n.) One who displays humor in speaking or writing; one who has a facetious fancy or genius; a wag; a droll.

What's it like for a young teen of barely 14, trying to cope with all the normal problems of adolescence, and wrestling with the realization that he's gay on top of all that? Juvenalius struggles with...

Juvenalius has problems... though like most kids on the threshold of sexual awareness he only knows life sucks... he isn't clear about why. His mother rants on and on about the iniquity of his school...

Maybe some people enter in your life to create wonderful memories before they leave. Its hard to come to terms with that whether they walk away alive or dead.The only thing we can do is keeping that p...

The greatest people and most successful ones are the ones who never went to school . Sure.

Whenever I'm with my mother, I feel as though I have to spend the whole time avoiding land mines.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.

Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.

Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.

Wisdom of the Ages "US News Media" If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?

Wisdom of the Ages: "National Symbol" With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn't our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vul...

Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don’t—whichever seems likelier to win an effect.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and a Hard Place.