Jokes are another example of stupidity... we are so wise and so clever and we do stupid stuff, how wise is that?Jokes on stage of being serious... when you aren't serious what you get is more likely s...
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!
I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!
Nicolas Cage is the best for taking the role of character Joker. He is pretty damn good at jokes!
I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes.
I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is.
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
The primary paradox that man is superior to all the things around him and yet is at their mercy.
Casy said, Ol' Tom's house can't be more'n a mile from here. Ain't she over that third rise?Sure, said Joad. Less somebody stole it, like Pa stole it.Your pa stole it?Sure, got it a mile an' a half ea...
Childhood was the germ of all mistrust. You were cruelly joked upon and then you cruelly joked. You lost the remembrance of pain through inflicting it.
Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and mi...
I wonder Pa went so easy. I wonder Grampa didn' kill nobody. Nobody never tol' Grampa where to put his feet. An' Ma ain't nobody you can push aroun' neither. I seen her beat the hell out of a tin pedd...
I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man.
Minds me of a story they tell about Willy Feeley when he was a young fella. Willy was bashful, awful bashful. Well, one day he takes a heifer over to Graves' bull. Ever'body was out but Elsie Graves,...
Nothing is a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.
Tobin, Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk into the examination room and be like, Guy wal...
What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-- and a child's more imporant than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with bo...
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