Life is not always fair. Sometimes you get a splinter sliding down a rainbow.
Just because he likes the same bizzaro crap as you doesn't mean he's your soul mate.
On peut rire de tout mais pas avec n'importe qui.
Thine own things, and such as are grown up with thee, canst thou not know; How should thy vessel then be able to comprehend the way of the Highest, and, the world being now outwardly corrupted to unde...
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin’ in your house, I’d kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
These blondes, sir, they're responsible for a lot of trouble.
Rockabye Baby, in the treetopDont you know a treetopis no safe place to rock?And who put you up there,and your cradle too?Baby,
Now according to German logic, a declaration of war was found to be unnecessary because of imaginary bombings
Just because you said dragon demons were extinct—I said mostly extinct.Alec jabbed a finger toward him.Mostly extinct, he said, his voice trembling with rage, is NOTEXTINCT ENOUGH.I see, said Jace. I'...
It was a smooth silvery voice that matched her hair. It had a tiny tinkle in it, like bells in a doll's house. I thought that was silly as soon as I thought of it.
I can just imagine what the humidity has done to my hair. I'm going to meet your family looking like a poodle with a live wire shoved up its butt. - Paige Winterbourne
Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?
Can I ask you, what is your relationship to God?Limited, I say. Limited with the exception of spontaneous prayer in times of distress.
According to Festus, our flying table, Buford, made it back safely while we were in Charleston, so those eagles didn't get him. Unfortunately, he lost the laundry bag with your pants.Dang it! Frank Ba...
A man when he is making up to anybody can be cordial and gallant and full of little attentions and altogether charming. But when a man is really in love he can't help looking like a sheep.
Nonsense is an assertion of man's spiritual freedom in spite of all the oppressions of circumstance.
Wit is far more often a shield than a lance.
State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.
Humour is the best weapon to fight any battle. But there is a thin line between humour and humiliation and beware not to cross it.