Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When Delia does it she comes across as an old slut.
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But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!
Tatiana is a ridiculously curvy thing of dreams, with smooth succulent thighs, long strawberry blond cascading beneath a teal bandana, and a nympho sparkle in her eyes that says pick me, lick me, span...
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
Life is not always fair. Sometimes you get a splinter sliding down a rainbow.
When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas".
Sometimes the body gets out of bed an hour before the brain.
I have written it before and am not ashamed to write it again. Without Wodehouse I am not sure that I would be a tenth of what I am today -- whatever that may be. In my teenage years, his writings awo...
I learned early and at that kitchen table that there are ways of avoiding, without guilt, the commitments of love.
Can I ask you, what is your relationship to God?Limited, I say. Limited with the exception of spontaneous prayer in times of distress.
An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days. 'My thesis is on the survival of the class system in the United States.'...
The primary paradox that man is superior to all the things around him and yet is at their mercy.
Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So for every ten Jews beating their breasts God designated one to be crazy and amuse the breast-beaters. By the time I was five I k...
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
On a good day, my style is librarian chic. On a bad day, it's frumpy mother.
Modern-Day Parenting is no joke. For starters, no one takes you seriously unless you have a fancy parenting style. Tiger Mom, Helicopter Mom, Organic Mom and on and on. I've decided to go with L-Board...
When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.
I leave the outdoors to you. It is too warm out there to read comfortable, and summer, like many uncomfortable things, is as welcome as a dim woman. It is tolerable to look at, but after being made to...
The sky's gone blue: azure, the ocean bluer: cerulean, the trees are swirls of every hella freaking green on earth and bright thick eggy yellow is spilling over everything. Awesome. Doomsday's most de...