You can pretend to be serious but you can't pretend to be witty.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
Our wisdom comes from our experience,and our experience comes from our foolishness.
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as if she weren't.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.
Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.
The little I know I owe to my ignorance.