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This guy was making me tired. Thanks for the afternoon’s entertainment, I said. I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.

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This guy was making me tired. Thanks for the afternoon’s entertainment, I said. I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.

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