It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.
I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble!
He’d never been shy, but he’d always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn’t believe they liked him.
Contrary to popular belief, people always say "It was a pleasure doing business with you". It is the only thing that has stayed with me after an assignment. Always mix business with pleasure. That is...
The great humorist forgets himself in his delighted contemplation of other people.
Humour is the most engaging cowardice. With it myself I have been able to hold some of my enemy in play far out of gunshot.
We were sent to Afghanistan to carry out hugely dangerous missions. But we were also told that we could not shoot that camel drover before he blew up all of us, because he might be an unarmed civilian...
Poverty, hatred, war, police-criminals, bureaucracy, insanity, all symptoms of The Human Virus.
Life is an unfinished art, few master it, most just bark.
Teaching a man how to clean barnacles from a keel is an amazing useful talent, one any child should be fortunate to learn. Magochiro is our champion barnaclebully at present. String him under a keel,...
Neither any one in this world is born as our friend nor born as our enemy.Our behavior, attitude & approach makes them become either one.
(When told that he is a drunk) My dear, you are ugly; but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
All hail, Queen Shit-of-Liesville!
Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.
Normal is just a settng on your dryer
What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over
I'd like to think...that people in pubs would talk about my poems
Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
People are good because they are good in hiding their bad.