The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of...
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
I'll never know the right answer for sex and marriage, sense and mirage.
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
...the Princess Saralinda thought she saw, as people often think they see, on clear and windless days, the distant shining shores of Ever After. Your guess is quite as good as mine (there are a lot of...
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.
The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
On his misfit globe he has outlasted the mammoth and the pterodactyl, but he has never got the upper hand of bacteria and the insects.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
In his grief over the loss of a dog, a little boy stands for the first time on tiptoe, peering into the rueful morrow of manhood. After this most inconsolable of sorrows there is nothing life can do t...
I am 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were 15 months in every year I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women for example I think t...