Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.
Trying is the first step towards failure
In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag.
Humour is just another defence against the universe.
May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.
The men who made the joke saw something deep which they could not express except by something silly and emphatic.
Whoa, who was that?Madison Stone, Kiara mutters.Introduce me to her.Why?Because I know it’ll annoy the shit out of you.
What He really hates is the shit that gets carried out in his name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism.- Rufus, Dogma
There are some things you just don't say...not even in a school!
Maxim 16: Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.
The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect.
Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore tree and using his nose as an Allen Key to release a starving rat.
I am a drinker with writing problems.
Anyone who says "Trust me" is the last motherfucker you should ever trust.
Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero.
The eidolons started pounding on the door. 'Who is it?' Leo called. 'Valdez!''Valdez who?
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of
My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.
Never trust a person whose smile doesn't reach their eyes, chances are they do similar thing when they "cry" - Just be sure you have that OSCAR ready next time they do this
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