As for you, you're unwise: how may you then speak of these things whereof thou ask you?
Whoa, who was that?Madison Stone, Kiara mutters.Introduce me to her.Why?Because I know it’ll annoy the shit out of you.
The place had enormous possibilities. He realized that at once. The stream, of course, was perfect for sailing toy boats, for skipping stones, and, in the event of failing inspiration, for falling int...
The eidolons started pounding on the door. 'Who is it?' Leo called. 'Valdez!''Valdez who?
The clown knows that life is cruel. The ancient jester's motley coloured costume turned his usually melancholy expression in to a joke. The clown is used to loss. Loss is his prologue.
Charm is often despised but I can never see why. No one has it who isn't capable of genuinely liking others, at least at the actual moment of meeting and speaking. Charm is always genuine; it may be s...
Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore tree and using his nose as an Allen Key to release a starving rat.
Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.
As thou hast said unto thy servant, that thou, which gives life to all, hast given life at once to the creature that thou hast created, and the creature bare it: even so it might now also bear them th...
If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.
You might at least acknowledge that I put my self in harm's way on your behalf, Evie' the deeper voice of Viscount Dare came from her other side.Georgina stiffened. ' No you didn't. Go away now.''No,...
Who or what inspires you?I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.
What He really hates is the shit that gets carried out in his name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism.- Rufus, Dogma
Walking the plank is a Victorian fiction, and I will not have it on my ship!
Suddenly he caught his reflection in the mirror behind her. His face was twisted into a dark scowl, and he was standing there naked, with a boner, and another man’s business card in his hand.He looked...
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist - I feel like countering with the word seriousist.
There are some things you just don't say...not even in a school!