Aragorn: Gentlemen! We do not stop 'til nightfall.Pippin: But what about breakfast?Aragorn: You've already had it.Pippin: We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?[Aragorn stares at him, th...
We left dents on each other. Mine was in her heart, and hers was on my car.
A credit card allows you transcend time. For it allows you to put off until tomorrow what you bought today, while you are still paying off what you bought yesterday.
For like as the ground is given unto the wood, and the sea to his floods: even so they that dwell upon the earth may understand nothing but that which is upon the earth: and he that dwell above the he...
You ride as a man, fight as a man, and you think as a man-I think as a human being, she retorted hotly. Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to.
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
You might at least acknowledge that I put my self in harm's way on your behalf, Evie' the deeper voice of Viscount Dare came from her other side.Georgina stiffened. ' No you didn't. Go away now.''No,...
Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?" Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!" Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn apart from witches?" Villager: "More witches!
A word can change a mind. A sentence can change a life. A book can change the world.
No one needs Independence. We all just need tea and air conditioners.
Charm is often despised but I can never see why. No one has it who isn't capable of genuinely liking others, at least at the actual moment of meeting and speaking. Charm is always genuine; it may be s...
Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...
Sylvia grabs my sleeve. He’s a looker.I know. The problem is, he knows it, too.
The men who made the joke saw something deep which they could not express except by something silly and emphatic.
In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag.
Humour is just another defence against the universe.
May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.
Whoa, who was that?Madison Stone, Kiara mutters.Introduce me to her.Why?Because I know it’ll annoy the shit out of you.
There are some things you just don't say...not even in a school!
What He really hates is the shit that gets carried out in his name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism.- Rufus, Dogma
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