I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier.
When you walk into a chocolate store, suddenly the most difficult decision you will ever have to make in your life, is which chocolates to pick! It is pure torture! Especially when you are in Belgium...
Get back in my cot, girl," said Gilsa. "You're sickly."No, I'm not," said Ani.Oh, no? Well, maybe stubbornness is a sickness, did you ever think of that?
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male
The greatest futility! says the congregator, "The greatest futility! Everything is futile!" What does a person gain from all his hard work- At which he toils under the sun? A generation goes and anoth...
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.
Sylvia grabs my sleeve. He’s a looker.I know. The problem is, he knows it, too.
At least Kyle wasn't home. That would be a hard one to explain to his new roomate. Nobody liked a guy who kept blood in the fridge.
Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..
The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect.
Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?" Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!" Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn apart from witches?" Villager: "More witches!
A word can change a mind. A sentence can change a life. A book can change the world.
While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this particular individual was a tinker by trade and just happened to be economically disadvantaged.
People are all exactly alike. There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed. George Bush and an Australian Aborigine have fewer di...
Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of
I am a drinker with writing problems.
Wherefore the present age is given up as a reproach to the heathen, and for what cause the people whom thou hast loved is given over unto ungodly nations?!
For like as the ground is given unto the wood, and the sea to his floods: even so they that dwell upon the earth may understand nothing but that which is upon the earth: and he that dwell above the he...