“ I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope. Kevin Smith
“ You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. (As Silent Bob) Kevin Smith
“ Everybody's got one killer story. It doesn't take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience. Kevin Smith
“ There's something to be said for failing. It's not the failure you feel, it's the failure that people project when something disappoints. You're back to ground zero, where there's no expectations, and… Kevin Smith
“ Don't bitch or punish the world: just create. Create something nobody's ever seen before and there is a good chance the world will notice you. Attacking teen girls on the internet is the saddest form… Kevin Smith
“ The writer crafts their ideal world. In my world, everyone has really long conversations or just picks apart pop culture to death and everyone talks in monologue. Kevin Smith
“ You know, comics and movies, even if you take a comic and turn it into a movie, we can't all be Joss Whedon. Kevin Smith
“ You can have 10 bucks to 10 million bucks and if you got a crew, imagination and a lot of people willing to turn in some work next to nothing, you going to have a feature. But you can't get beyond how… Kevin Smith
“ What He really hates is the shit that gets carried out in his name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism.- Rufus, Dogma Kevin Smith
“ I'd see movies, comedies, and I loved 'Animal House', I loved all the John Hughes stuff, but I never saw me and my friends totally represented. Kevin Smith
“ So I know how I watch movies which is on my laptop, man. And that's how I suspect a lot of people do it. Kevin Smith
“ In anything I've ever written, all the characters sound like me, which I don't think is a bad thing. It makes sense. But I had always admired filmmakers who made movies that didn't sound like them at… Kevin Smith
“ My American Dream has always been simple, and it’s one I encourage you to adopt as your own: Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it. Kevin Smith
“ Batman has an impeccable moral compass, he’s clever and mysterious, and when fucktards get sassy, he punches them in the face. Kevin Smith
“ It's too expensive, that's the thing nobody wants to talk about. It is too expensive to make movies. That's not true, it is too expensive to market movies. Making movies is not. Kevin Smith
“ People always ask me if I hate the nuns. Do I make my movies extra dirty to piss them off? I always say no, that's not the point. To a Catholic, a movie is only dirty if it makes you want to have sex… Kevin Smith
