Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero.
Trying is the first step towards failure
This shows you that even mistakes are sometimes valuable, so do not be hard on grown-up people if they are wrong sometimes.
I was playing Rasputin and what was motivating him was crumpet really, and I was extremely keen on crumpet so I was really rather good as Rasputin. And my next catastrophic failure was Macbeth, who I...
On the sixth day god created man,on the seventh day man created god.Now we are even.
No one needs Independence. We all just need tea and air conditioners.
They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?
Truly the light is sweet, and a pleasant thing it is for the eyes to behold the sun: But if a man live many years, and rejoice in them all; yet let him remember the days of darkness; for they shall be...
YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf, I am the smaller one on its upper side,'said the dewdrop to the lake.
You ride as a man, fight as a man, and you think as a man-I think as a human being, she retorted hotly. Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to.
The men who made the joke saw something deep which they could not express except by something silly and emphatic.
He couldn’t just come right out with it, could he? No, that would scare her off. He had to be subtle, build up to it. Explain himself. I love you. Of course, straight to the point was also an effectiv...
You encourage a comic man too much and he gets silly.
I always reminded myself that this wasn't exactly where I was meant to be, but pit stops are okay on the road of life, aren't they?
Once there was an elephant,Who tried to use the telephant-No! no! I mean an elephoneHe tried to use the telephone-(Dear me! I am not certain quiteThat even now I've got it right.)Howe'er it was, he go...
Everyone assumes writers spend their time lounging around, writing and occasionally striking a pose whilst having a think.
Never trust a person whose smile doesn't reach their eyes, chances are they do similar thing when they "cry" - Just be sure you have that OSCAR ready next time they do this
I don't talk ill about people I don't know," said Bartleby. "I only disparage them in silence and hope they die.
Humanity, let us say, is like people packed in an automobile which is traveling downhill without lights at terrific speed and driven by a four-year-old child. The signposts along the way are all marke...
InsomniaI cannot get to sleep tonight.I toss and turn and flop.I try to count some fluffy sheepwhile o'er a fence they hop.I try to think of pleasant dreamsof places really cool.I don't know why I can...