“ Young people, however, tend to ignore the customs of their elders. Adolescent rebellion has been responsible for all manner of absurd costumes. The more ridiculous a certain fashion is, the more adole… David Eddings
“ The unfortunate thing about working for yourself is that you have the worst boss in the world. I work every day of the year except at Christmas, when I work a half day. David Eddings
“ Why do some trees stay green while others change their color?Certain trees need to show off, dear. I’m sure that my big brother could explain why it happens. Dahlaine loves to explain things, and he c… David Eddings
“ The old man was peering intently at the shelves. 'I'll have to admit that he's a very competent scholar.'Isn't he just a librarian?' Garion asked, 'somebody who looks after books?'That's where all the… David Eddings
“ I wrote a novel for my degree, and I'm very happy I didn't submit that to a publisher. I sympathize with my professors who had to read it. David Eddings
“ The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. David Eddings
“ It’s common knowledge that the church is nothing more than an invention of the priesthood designed to swindle the ordinary people of the empire out of just about everything they own. David Eddings
“ I've looked at the world for quite a few years now and I've found that if I don't laugh, I'll probably end up crying.- Prince Kheldar of Drasnia David Eddings
“ Your--ah--intervention, shall we say, has simplified things in the palace enormously. We no longer have to worry about Salmissra's whims and peculiar appetites. We rule by committee, and we hardly eve… David Eddings
“ The place had enormous possibilities. He realized that at once. The stream, of course, was perfect for sailing toy boats, for skipping stones, and, in the event of failing inspiration, for falling int… David Eddings
“ The priest DID have it coming, though, Lelldorin declared hotly.What priest?The priest of Chaldan at that little chapel who wouldn't marry us because Arianna couldn't give him a document proving she h… David Eddings
“ Anyway, Arianna and I left the castle very late one evening. I knew the knight on guard at the drawbridge so I hit hit him over the head because I didn't want to hurt him.Garion blinked."I knew he'd b… David Eddings
“ I want to set the record straight.The record's never straight, you idiot! Haven't you ever read ? They rewrite the record anytime it doesn't suit them. You're spinning your wheels and exposing your ba… David Eddings
“ I thought you said you were the one in charge! Ce'Nedra exclaimed.I lied. Silk said. It's a vice I have. David Eddings
