Woss the matter with you? asked Big Ted, irritably. Go on. Press ‘D.’ Elvis Presley died in 1976.I DON’T CARE WHAT IT SAYS, said the tall biker in the helmet, I NEVER LAID A FINGER ON HIM.
Was it my fault that I got out of hand?--Loki
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice!
The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.
Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.
The world is your lobster!
The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.
After seven days of fasten so it was, that the thoughts of my heart were very grievous unto me- and my soul recovered the spirit of understanding.
Laughing in the cultural industry is mockery of happiness.
NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ
The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they be...
When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.
My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.
When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.
I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.
Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
There was this other apocalypse this one time. And, well, I took off. But this time, I don't... I don't know." "Well, what's different?" "Well, I guess I was kinda new to being around humans before. A...
If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.
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